:)
.Australian.Boring.as.fuck. I don't really care honestly?
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me:
i'm cold
guys:
shut up and stop complaining
pretty girl:
i'm cold
guys:
here take my jacket you beautiful little thing let's cuddle to transfer some heat to your precious little body so you don't get frostbite oh dear lord let this child be warm
band member:
hey what can i sign for you
me:
just this piece of paper here please
band member:
ok cool
**signs**
me:
thanks
band member:
wait was that an adoption paper
me:
no BYE
band member:
WAIT
me:
NO
band member:
SECURITY
me:
BYE